I'm gay

I'm happy that I bought a cowl neck jumper.

I'm happy that I also bought a cream-coloured scarf.

I'm happy that I'm happy.

I'm delighted because of the spontaneity.

I'm delighted because I found the long-lost confidence.

I'm delighted because I no longer care what the fcuk do you think of me.

I'm elated 'cause baby left me a hilarious video.

I'm elated as I unveil your past.

I'm elated eventhough I have only written three friggin' sentences in my intro.

I'm ecstatic about tomorrow's TGIF session.

I'm ecstatic 'cause it feels like Saturday today.

I'm ecstatic out of nothing.

I'm lovin' the way I spend my money.

I guess it's the aftertaste of retail therapy.